Give a divorcee a hand…and a facial

Give a divorcee a hand...and a facial

In this episode, we revisit the benefits of living down the hall from a divorcee. The divorcee is Kristyna, who’s Fourty three and from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and the fortunate bastard is Juan, who lives in the same building as Kristyna. Right next door, as a matter of fact. Juan is helping Kristyna with her groceries “Can I give you a couple of guys for your help?” Kristyna says. “Don’t worry about it,” chivalrous Juan responds. “It’s been lonely since the divorce,” Kristyna says, “and being here without the kids, sometimes I need a little additional aid.” “That’s what neighbors are for,” Juan answers. “Is that what they’re for?” Kristyna muses. “I did want to talk to u about one thing. It is a little embarrassing, to be honest. At night, sometimes, when you’re–I’m assuming alone in your apartment–I can hear you…you know, when you are doing your thing.” Await a second here! Is Juan the loudest jacker ever? How loud can a person be when this chab is jacking? Well…”It gets me a little horny,” Kristyna admits. “When you’re playing with yourself, I’m playing with myself.” Now that is the kind of come-on line you’d solely hear from a Mom I’D LIKE TO FUCK divorcee. A younger angel? She’d play games for weeks, if not months, awaiting for the buck to make his move. But here, Juan doesn’t need to make his move ‘cuz Kristyna knows what this babe wants, and now that her little admission is without the way, that babe isn’t afraid to ask for it. Meaning Juan’s knob. The scene ends, by the way, with Juan shooting his goo all over Kristyna‘s face. Wonder if anybody heard that down the hall!

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